Not quite as cool as a Medieval codpiece, but much more practical for your cause, the Famous Weeblock from Pokkadot ($10) is a welcome tool at changing time. The secret is the wetness-absorbing sponge inside. Yes, it absorbs wetness, saving you from a direct stream in the face and a shower. Trust us: the ten bucks you invest now will pay for itself in savings at the laundry mat.
