Hate to say it, dad, but there’s a chance – just a chance – that your baby boy won’t grow up to be a Hall of Fame pitcher or quarterback. Just sayin’, is all. (We know, we know…) Just in case, get the Jock Gift Set. ($9.95) It’s got a bib and plenty of other stuff in All-American font, so baby will at least look the part. Dress him out in this and throw on NFL Films. You never know.
Not quite as cool as a Medieval codpiece, but much more practical for your cause, the Famous Weeblock from Pokkadot ($10) is a welcome tool at changing time. The secret is the wetness-absorbing sponge inside. Yes, it absorbs wetness, saving you from a direct stream in the face and a shower. Trust us: the ten bucks you invest now will pay for itself in savings at the laundry mat.
Getting your baby tattooed could get you thirty years. Get them the Tattoo Body Suit from Six Bunnies instead. ($32) This boss suit, which runs from newborn to one year, is covered in vintage tat designs, perfect for a rebel in wait. These sleeves are are fun and funky, and you don’t need a laser to remove them. Your little man will be bad-ass in the Tattoo Body Suit. Until his first date with a needle.
You’ll never need to duck and cover during diaper changing time again with the Pee-pee Teepee. ($12.00) This adorable camo Teepee is ready to save your wardrobe. Just place it over the firehouse, and change your baby’s diaper with impunity. This set of five Teepees comes with a laundry bag, so your clothes will remain unsoiled. Diapers are bad enough. With the Pee-pee Teepee, you won’t have to sweat the wet stuff.
Your child will be a WWII flying ace in the Silver Pursuit Pedal Plane ($304). This little gem takes its cues from the famous American pursuit planes that were used in the Pacific theatre during World War II. The design is classic, and it’s built for years of dogfights. The pedals make the propeller spin, and the vintage decals add to the fun. The Silver Pursuit Pedal Plane will provide years of faithful service for your little flyboy or flygirl.
Watch out for the ranger when baby is wrapped up in the Bear Cub Swaddle Blanket. ($40) He might think your little guy is trying to swipe picnic baskets. This adorable, smooshy soft swaddling blanket is as precious as it gets. Your baby will love being swaddled in hibernating warmth, and you’ll love how adorable he or she looks. Get the camera ready.
Saddle up, little buckaroo! Time to head ‘em up and move ‘em on out with these Urban Cowboy Toddler Pants. ($27.00 American.) Your little cowpoke will love these 100% cotton adjustable-waist corduroy pants. They come complete with tassels and four pockets. Perfect for play on the town or home on the range, these Urban Cowboy Toddler Pants will be old favorites in no time. Sizes range from newborn to five years.
Grrr! Your little cub will love snuggling up in this adorable Bear Jacket. ($46) This 100% Organic Sherpa cotton jacket fits children from newborn to three years old. Plush lining and hood with bear ears provide cozy soft warmth, and the added drawstring tugs the hood a little tighter to keep the cold out. Don’t be afraid this winter! Your little one won’t need to hibernate with the Bear Jacket.
Man cannot live on bottles alone. Let the world know that your little guy prefers to dine al fresco with this onesie and hat combo. ($35.00) This all-cotton set fits babies from newborn to six months. Natural is best, and your little tyke will love mother’s milk time in these styling duds.
Your child will want to grow up to be a truck driver, a traffic cop or an artist with the Transport Area Rug. ($250) This 4’ x 5’ rug is sleek and modern-retro, with a transportation motif that is equal parts industrial post-modernism and kids-play fun. Featuring 100% hand tufted wool with cotton backing, this rug is certified by RugMark, an international non-profit that ensures fair working conditions and educational opportunities for children in India, Pakistan and Nepal. Choose from Sable/Ozone or Ozone/Lotus.
