You didn’t sleep nearly this well in college. The Natural Rubber Crib Mattress ($399.95) is crafted from a 6” core made of natural rubber, and surrounded by enough layers of natural wool to make a Gordita. As a result, the mattress molds itself to your baby’s body. (Kind of like your ass groove on the couch.) Of course, it’s free of all toxins and chemicals, too. Buy it now, but remember – you’re buying it for baby, not you.
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