Why should the ladies have all the fun (and protection)? Get your little cutthroat the Jannuzzi Pirate Sun Hat! ($18) This 100% cotton hat offers 100% protection from the rays and 100% swashbuckling style. No lame Strawberry Shortcake styling here! Keep ‘em safe and looking kick-ass.
METAL!!! The Sourpuss Silver Stud Belt ($14) carries on a dubiously proud legacy. Admit it, dad: you had a mullet and lived for Headbanger’s Ball on Saturday nights in high school. Well, now you can share your love of hell-bent-for-leather rawk with your little guy. This studded biker belt has the look, and it’s also vegan friendly for eco-conscious rocking out. Fierce! Rock the belt…and spare the mullet.
Now this is natty! The Alpaca Argyle V-Neck Sweater from Poco Peru ($69.96) is crazy cool Ivy League style and crazy soft organic construction. Made from 100% Peruvian baby alpaca fur, this sweater is completely organic, and sourced from certified Fair Trade artisans from Peru. Eco-friendly, sustainable and oh-by-the-way soft as buttah, this is one sweater you can feel great about for its looks, sourcing and eco footprint.
Duuuuude! We love the ladies, but Silly Souls Dude Shoes from Babygags ($19.99) are all about the testosterone, starting with the male gender symbol on the back and DUDE on the fastener. And your dude will be eco-friendly in addition to styling: these guys kick it au natural with all vegan material. They run from 0-24 months and come in a collectible lunch box. And a percentage of the proceeds goes to Feed the Children. DUDE, come on!
Ring-a-ding-ding and badda-bing, hepcats! The Gray Fedora Hat from My Retro Baby ($28.50) is the ultimate in retro-cute for your little swinger. This bold snap-brim number is also green as a fat wad of moolah, thanks to 100% earth-friendly fabrics and construction. Get their pipes ready. With this hat, it’s only a matter of time before they become the next Dino, Frank or Sammy, you dig?
Remember those lame-ass striped tube socks you grew up wearing? Well, forget ‘em! Style out your little one with Rock-a-Thigh Baby Kiddie Socks. ($14 per pair) These stockings are full of cool for any occasion. Currently nine patters, from Pirates to Chunky Monkey, are available, with more on the way, meaning your boy or girl can be outfitted for any occasion. Your old tube stocks stink in comparison!
Yeah, they said it: it’s an “iconically preppy finish” with the Childrenswear Infant Boy Chino Sport Coat from Ralph Lauren. ($165) That’s absolutely true: this coat is the ultimate in Ralph Lauren style for the kiddie set. And being Ralph Lauren, it’s the ultimate in cotton chino warmth, madras taped seams, three-button silhouette, notched lapel, interior welt pocket with embroidered 1967 Hunter Jumper crest. Start saving up for their yacht fund.
Zoom! The Rocket Hoodie from Jasper Hearts Wren ($48) is a blast of space-age style for your little man. Cozy warm hoodie features appliqué rocket and stars design, and runs from 2T to 6T. Tang and freeze-dried ice cream sold separately.
Unisex Sleepsack would be a great album title. Well, we thought of it first! And here’s the inspiration: the Diamond Sleepsack from NUI Organics. ($144) Its part coat, part dress, part swaddle blanket, part burlap sack, all organically natural. Snap the bottom buttons in when it’s sleepy-time. When they outgrow it, unsnap to make a dress. Yes, it’s everything to everybaby, from birth to one year. And even when they’re getting the band together…
Get your motor running! The Tattoo Wear Baby Hat ($16) is a serious bit of bad-ass for your little motorhead. This lid, with bold full-size biker graphics with rhinestones, runs from toddler and up, and fits ‘em all with a Velcro closure. They’ll feel as tough as they’ll look, even with training wheels.
