Duuuuude! We love the ladies, but Silly Souls Dude Shoes from Babygags ($19.99) are all about the testosterone, starting with the male gender symbol on the back and DUDE on the fastener. And your dude will be eco-friendly in addition to styling: these guys kick it au natural with all vegan material. They run from 0-24 months and come in a collectible lunch box. And a percentage of the proceeds goes to Feed the Children. DUDE, come on!
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Sosi and Zora Artistic Baby-Wear
Your child is one-of-a-kind. Get them a onesie as unique as they are from Sosi and Zora Designs ($25 tee, $35 onesie, $45 hoodie or $125 or $135 for gift packs). These precious onesies and tees are custom ordered, custom made and custom fit for your little one. Pick a letter and pick an illustration. There will never be another like your baby, and there will never be another onesie or tee like this.
Appaman Motorcycle Girl Jacket
Its badass style for your little badass chick with the Motorcycle Girl Jacket from Appaman. ($93) This 100% polyester shell and fill jacket is hell on tricycle wheels. It runs from 12 months to size 7, and will spin heads on every block. Pull up that kickstand and ride! A life of cool starts here…
Skull & Crossbones Mop Top Hat
Yarrr! The Skull & Crossbones Mop Top Hat from Zooni ($32.50) be the perfect way to keep warm when plunderin’ in foul weather, says we. Ye hat, which be hand-knit from custom cotton or bamboo yarn and lined with fleece or jersey, will make the most mutinous scallywag be adorable and snuggly. Don’t run afoul of a lame hat, matey! Set yer course this way! Avast!!!
3D Sock Set
FYI, Dad: Mom will know if you steal these from Jr. The 3D Sock Gift Set from Zooni ($23.50) is as cool as those footie jammies you used to have. The set comes with red monkey, grey puppy and blue bear socks, meaning you’ll have three occasions to wow your friends with the cute. And the gift box opens into a circus tent for bonus aaahhhh points. Remember, we said wow them with Jr’s cute. Yours, not so much.
Sourpuss Black Anchor Baby Shoes
You are not hip. But you want your kids to do better than you, right? Start with Sourpuss Black Anchor Baby Shoes from Urban Baby Runway. ($21.99) These boss kicks are utterly bad ass! They’re black canvas with butter-soft soles for growing feet. Add in the red anchor design, and we’re talking bar brawl! Or at least oohs and aahs from other parents marveling at the hipness of your wee one. And that’s what you want for them, right?
iPoo’d Unisex Toddler T-Shirt
What can we say? Sometimes the items write the captions. So it is with the iPoo’d Unisex Toddler T-Shirt from Pixie Rock. ($22) Runs from 12-18 Month to 6T, and comes in white with grey logo, adapted juuuust slightly for your little mess maker. (The menu button says “Change Me”) Not much more we can add about this gem… Oh, sorry dad, it doesn’t come in adult sizes.
Gray Fedora Hat
Ring-a-ding-ding and badda-bing, hepcats! The Gray Fedora Hat from My Retro Baby ($28.50) is the ultimate in retro-cute for your little swinger. This bold snap-brim number is also green as a fat wad of moolah, thanks to 100% earth-friendly fabrics and construction. Get their pipes ready. With this hat, it’s only a matter of time before they become the next Dino, Frank or Sammy, you dig?
SillyBibs
We don’t encourage them to eat like slobs (or like dad), but we don’t mind if they do with SillyBibs. ($9.99) These adorable bibs are made of silicone, so they’re strong and flexible, and (get ready, moms) dishwasher safe. No more spit-up chunks of Gerber mixing in with your whites! There are 11 SillyBibs to choose from, all with adjustable neck and crumb catcher. Breakfast is messy. Clean it up with SillyBibs.
Minimink Faux Fur Wrap
It’s Waldorf Astoria luxe and style at Motel 6 prices! The Faux Fur Wrap from Minimink ($100) is nothing but pure elegance for your little one. 39.4” square, 100% brushed cotton, plush as hell and available in three colors. Use it as a blanky, a swaddle wrap, a stroller wrap…you name it. Baby luxury never looked so good. And all for less than you’d pay for dinner at the Waldorf. Bargain!
